May 2013
vietnamzee:
since I’ve never seen someone...
booksandwildthings:
riceballhika:
if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character
except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin
and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was
I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath
and be like
“I AM THAT CHARACTER”
solubility:
the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
tbhshy:
rneerkat:
the mane problem with horses is their hair
IT TOOK ME 5 MINUTES TO NOTICE THIS IS A PUN
toastyghosties:
smilelikeyourebeautiful:
rneerkat:
did you know that a cheeto can run up to 70 mph?? fascinating
Wait what?
if not captured and eaten, and they’ve reached adulthood, cheetos can run up to 70 miles per hour. beautiful
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
necrophilofthefuture:
BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
disneyismyescape:
jaclcfrost:
rivan-okurelin:
jaclcfrost:
jaclcfrost:
a series of unfortunate events has a board game and a card game and all of the books have been translated into 41 languages but there’s still no movie for each book
i guess you could refer to this as an
unfortunate event
you stop that
i’m not going to stop
so i guess that’ll make this
a series of unfortunate...
alwaysthreeoclock:
can you imagine how amazing and mindblowing it would be to meet people who’ve lived for generations on a continent you didn’t know existed, full of food you’ve never tasted and weather you’ve never experienced, and who have languages and religions and cultures that aren’t in any way influenced by yours
that would be completely unbelievable and valuable beyond words
or, you...
blindguymcsqueezie:
ditch-able-prom-date:
thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
